🏹 September 7th 2023 - The Chief Brief 🏹

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Hello, Seminole Nation! As we dive into the first Thursday of football season, we're thrilled to bring you the latest updates, insights, and a sprinkle of humor. This edition is proudly sponsored by The Gnarly Barley - where every sip is a touchdown!

1. FSU Baseball's Dynamic Duo
Florida State baseball is leveling up with a double commitment from JUCO sensations Blaydon Plain and Carter McCulley. Both of these power hitters hail from Pensacola State College. Plain, a left-handed hitter, boasts a .382 batting average with 17 home runs from last season. Meanwhile, McCulley, a right-handed hitter, managed a .326 average with five homers. With these two on board, FSU's baseball future looks brighter than ever. Read More

2. Brian Kelly's Bold Claim Backfires
LSU's head football coach, Brian Kelly, is in hot water after his bold claim of "We're going to go beat the heck out of Florida State" didn't quite pan out. The Seminoles handed the Tigers a 45-24 defeat, making Kelly's words a tad...awkward. Despite the audio evidence, Kelly insists that such a statement is "not in my background or nature." Maybe next time, coach. Read More

3. Taggart's Financial Countdown
Willie Taggart's departure from FSU might be old news, but the financial implications are still very much alive. A Reddit post highlights that there are only three more months of payments left for Taggart's buyout. Every cloud has a silver lining, right? Read More

4. Marching Chiefs' Maestro Claps Back!
Patrick Dunnigan, the head honcho of the Marching Chiefs, recently took to social media to address some of the chatter surrounding FSU's iconic 'War Chant.' In a candid post, Dunnigan clarified several misconceptions, from the chant's name to the sheer joy the students derive from playing it. His most poignant point? "Yes, we know it annoys you. That's part of the reason we do it. Duh."

In a show of support and a touch of humor, local restaurant Madison Social has launched a special shirt inspired by Dunnigan's post. The best part? $10 from every shirt sale goes directly to the World-Renowned FSU Marching Chiefs. So, if you've ever wanted to wear your Seminole pride and support the Chiefs, now's your chance! Grab your shirt here.

Closing Thoughts:
As the sun sets on another day, remember that in the world of sports, there's always a new dawn, a new game, and a new story waiting to unfold. Keep those spears up, Seminoles!

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